Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL George's sci-fi literacy is so

George's sci-fi literacy is so bad he mashes up three franchises into one alien identity without blinking

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Hudson's tactical assessment of the situation is flawlessly accurate

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Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex Sweatshirt Size:4XL George's sci-fi literacy is soTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our warm &