Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Distressed white cursive script reads

Distressed white cursive script reads "Tap Tap" across the top line and "Taparoo" beneath it

A black circle with a telephone icon and the word "phone" appears beside "ORchard 4-6789" at the top of a bright yellow rectangular background

just the raw nerve to demand a keg with zero social anxiety

Arched white bold text reads "TACOCAT" across the top

topped with a red rocket shape

Keep Earth Clean It Isn't Uranus - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Distressed white cursive script readsAstronomy teachers have spent decades pretending Uranus is just a planet, and nobody's buying it anymore. Wrapping a butt joke in earnest Earth Day packaging is the only form of environmentalism with a 100% engagement rate. The Details: Light blue distressed text reading "KEEP EARTH CLEAN" arcs above a cartoon illustration of Earth with blue oceans, green continents, and white clouds, encircled by a dashed orbit line with green leaf sprigs on each