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Succulents survived millions of years in deserts only to end up on millennial windowsills disguising profanity
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Distressed yellow cursive script reads "Aloha" above bold white block letters reading "MR
Everything Hurts and I'm Dying - Unisex T-Shirt Size:3XL Succulents survived millions of yearsPutting "Everything Hurts and I'm Dying" in varsity letterman script means physical deterioration finally has a team logo. Somewhere a whole roster of people over 30 just stood up too fast and felt deep squad pride. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "EVERYTHING" across the top. Large flowing white cursive script reads "Hurts" below, with a baseball style swoosh tail extending from the lettering. Bold distressed white uppercase text
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