Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Decades of uncredited rejections

Decades of uncredited rejections

because Ol' Painless needs both hands and full attention

Inspired by Total Recall

Clean white sans-serif text below reads "I'm not listening

A central illustration depicts a bowling ball with speed lines striking two pins beside a wagon wheel

Just Here to Establish an Alibi - Unisex Hoodie Size:4XL Decades of uncredited rejectionsEstablishing an alibi at a social gathering suggests a level of premeditation that most party guests reserve for choosing a parking spot. Somewhere a Dateline producer just narrated your arrival in a deeply concerned tone. The Details: Distressed white block text in a bold sans serif font reads "JUST HERE TO ESTABLISH AN ALIBI" across three lines, centered with a weathered screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie.