Beach Better Have My Money v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt colorado Bold cream text below reads

Bold cream text below reads "MINERS" with smaller text reading "CLASS D MINOR LEAGUE

Cream block serif text reads "BASEBALL CLUB" with smaller cream sans-serif text reading "MISSION

Golden-yellow circular badge with blue concentric ring borders displays arched blue text reading "GROUNDHOG ROLLER RINK" along the top and "PUNXSUTAWNEY

Hand-lettered text in white with dark blue outlines reads "Covina" in an atomic-age boomerang style

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Beach Better Have My Money v2 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt colorado Bold cream text below readsDemanding money from a beach shows the same financial literacy as demanding it from a seagull holding your sandwich hostage. Sand has never once paid anyone back, but the audacity of asking is half the vacation. The Details: Yellow retro script text reads "Beach" at the top, with distressed white block text reading "BETTER" to its left. Below, blue and light blue scrollwork waves curl over a silhouetted figure on a yellow sand shore. Distressed white