Aloha Beaches v2 - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL at the bustling intersection of

at the bustling intersection of Flamingo Road and Las Vegas Boulevard

Bold block text reads "TEQUILA" above an Alamo illustration flanked by motorcycles

Arched distressed white serif text reads "I TEACH MY KID" above a weathered white silhouette of a baseball batter mid-swing flanked by small stars

Somehow Alabama's most qualified lawyer never had a receptionist

Somewhere a Pottery Barn catalog weeps with envy

Aloha Beaches v2 - Women's T-Shirt Size:2XL at the bustling intersection ofAloha as a greeting works both coming and going, which makes it the most passively aggressive word in any language. Somehow putting it next to "Beaches" only made the plausible deniability stronger. The Details: Bold, rounded orange block letters read "ALOHA" above a retro tropical scene depicting an orange semicircle sun, teal and white ocean waves, a green palm tree, and small birds in silhouette. Elegant white cursive script below reads "Beaches."