Adams College Homecoming 1984 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:4XL White serif text reads "PRESIDENT"

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Beggar's Canyon tourism brochures conveniently omit the Tusken Raiders and the fact that your only entertainment is buzzing womp rats in a T-16

Coast Guard Youth Auxiliary is just the kind of fake heritage label that sells itself

A golden-yellow nautical rope border frames an oval containing arched green serif text reading "HARBOR" at the top

Negotiating with Hans Gruber using nothing but a Coke and unearned confidence is a power move only Ellis would attempt

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