George Sloshington - Unisex Sweatshirt hannibal white text reads "SUSHI" with

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George Sloshington - Unisex Sweatshirt hannibal white text reads "SUSHI" withFounding a nation requires steady hands, but George Sloshington proves those hands are best used for holding a cold one. Democracy was always a drinking game with better PR. The Details: Arched distressed white block text reads "GEORGE" above a stylized pop art portrait of George Washington in a blue coat, yellow vest, white cravat, and white powdered wig, holding up a red and white can labeled "BEER." Straight distressed white block text below reads