Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Three high-contrast white halftone portraits

Three high-contrast white halftone portraits of Henry Hill

with "RESTAURANT" in smaller black type below

Reducing all of Socratic philosophy to three words and a rebus puzzle is exactly the kind of accidental genius only San Dimas could produce

and the whole city felt every win and every loss

Coffee is just a prop to delay eye contact with the living

Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Three high-contrast white halftone portraitsFounding a literacy center when you can't even recognize a scale model from an actual building is bold philanthropic vision. Grammar this bad deserves its own endowment. Inspired by Zoolander. The Details: Arched tan serif text reads "THE DEREK ZOOLANDER" above large tan block text reading "CENTER FOR KIDS" curving around a tan line art portrait of Derek Zoolander. "ESTD" and "2001" flank the portrait, with bold tan text reading "WHO CAN'T READ GOOD"